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March 11, 2013

A Brave New Persona

I’m fat.  Well, not really fat, just kinda chubby.  And if we REALLY want to get into it, I’m short and stocky.  I look like a fire plug and a Pembroke Welsh Corgi had a kid.


This combination is …

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February 08, 2013

Bad Medicine

Like most everyone else, I got a flu shot last year.  That’s all you hear these days.  You gotta get the flu shot, you gotta get that shot.  Well, I didn’t get the flu, I got pneumonia.  And the only …

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December 31, 2012

Braves Logo Hub Ba Ba Loo

Well.  It’s official now.  The Atlanta Braves did the worst thing they could do during a slow news cycle.  They offended the easily offended and gave the lazy journalist an easy column to write.  MLB released the logos for the …

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December 10, 2012

Braves Fan Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I know I’m a bit old to be writing you, but what the hell, right?  You totally screwed all Braves fans on that “infield fly rule” incident back in September. So I figure you owe me as well …

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September 28, 2012

The Best Move the Braves Made Was Nothing

Sometimes, doing nothing is the best solution to solving a problem.  Whether it’s an argument with a spouse, an issue at work that doesn’t have a simple answer or a child’s bad habit.  I’m a big believer that if you …

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