Tomorrow’s lineup: Glaus (cause he’s fast), Prado (duh), Glavine (he’s on payroll), Smoltz (he goes wherever Glavine goes), Heyward (cause he’s godlike), saito (cause he’s tired), Lowe (no hurt feelings), TP (it’s all his fault), and my special needs sister. Everybody else on the bench. Oh, and Steve’s managing cause Bobby’s gonna quit.
*Prado and Heyward take a lap*
*Escobar jumps up and down in a chalk circle*
*Chipper takes on jogstep and warps his buttmuscle*
*Glaus promises to take the lap, but doesn’t*
*Derek Lowe charges a thousand dollars per step, then demands to be carried on McCann’s back*
*Bobby Cox forgets what he said and barks at Prado and Heyward to quit jogging around*
*Melky eats Wagner*
I needed that laugh. “Four eyes.”. Can we change teams? If we all change teams together maybe it won’t hurt so bad. The Bravea and I are on the rocks…I’ll be honest. This love affair is a two-way streak. Do you think the low attendance played a factor?