April 25, 2010

Show #104: Braves Go First to Worst in Week 3

The errors in the Mets series.  Jordan calls out Chipper.   MVP/LVP.  And the comeback against the Phillies.


 

 

739 Responses to “Show #104: Braves Go First to Worst in Week 3”

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  1. 151
    Curtdoza Says:

    Did it hurt that we got jobbed out of that run early on?

  2. 152
    Bub Says:

    The Braves are a slasher villain and we’re the hot chicks in the shower who can’t hear the ominous music playing. At least we’re hot chicks, I guess.

  3. 153
    Curtdoza Says:

    Might as well chalk up number 7 now.

  4. 154
    Bub Says:

    Okay, two ABT’ers using “jobbed.” Where did it come from? I’m behind again. Stupid internets.

  5. 155
    Mara Raincloud Says:

    Well, it’s been real ABT. Tomorrow night…same time…same place…same story…again, and again, and again…

  6. 156
    Bub Says:

    Oh, it’s going to 11 games. I’m tellin’ ya.

  7. 157
    Bub Says:

    G’night, Leah. I will NOT be here tomorrow, I hope hope hope.

  8. 158
    Mara Raincloud Says:

    Gotta a hot date do ya?

  9. 159
    Mara Raincloud Says:

    She doesn’t want to sit and watch you scream at the computer screen? What kinda girl is she? Just kidding…I know what you mean.

  10. 160
    Bub Says:

    Halladay getting CRUSHED. (heh…. 3 runs. ERA up to 1.49 now)

  11. 161
    Bub Says:

    Only 2 teams in all of baseball have a worse record than our Atlanta Braves. What a sack of garbage.

  12. 162
    Bub Says:

    One more tidbit in the Chronicles of Suckitude:

    The one starting pitcher we’ve roughed up… he has completely lost his job as a starting pitcher.

  13. 163
    Bub Says:

    Our offense is so bad, they were collectively elected “Miss Baseball.”

    Get it? Miss… baseball… cuz they miss… the…

  14. 164
    Bub Says:

    Mahatma Ghandi wrote a book called “Braves Offense: Beyond Pacifism”

  15. 165
    Bub Says:

    The Braves offense couldn’t hit Derek Lowe.

  16. 166
    Bub Says:

    How much does a glaus of melk cost in Atlanta? a buck fifty.

  17. 167
    Bub Says:

    Barry Bonds says there should be an asterisk by Ubaldo Jimenez’s no-hitter.

  18. 168
    Bub Says:

    Kawakami says he’s no longer putting his soul in his pitches until Wren gets a real bat.

  19. 169
    Bub Says:

    Hank Aaron has urged the Braves organization to paint Jason Heyward white.

  20. 170
    Bub Says:

    Children’s Hospital has asked the Braves hitters not to visit anymore.

  21. 171
    Bub Says:

    In a game versus the Braves, Roy Halladay fell asleep in the middle of a pitch.

  22. 172
    Bub Says:

    Terry Pendleton threw a no-hitter in batting practice.

  23. 173
    Bub Says:

    Kawakami says Carlos Zambrano should choose an honorable death.

  24. 174
    Bub Says:

    In 2011, any Braves batter caught not using steroids will be suspended for fifty games.

  25. 175
    Bub Says:

    For the Braves, John Fogerty really could play center field.

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