April 25, 2010
The errors in the Mets series. Jordan calls out Chipper. MVP/LVP. And the comeback against the Phillies.
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Did it hurt that we got jobbed out of that run early on?
The Braves are a slasher villain and we’re the hot chicks in the shower who can’t hear the ominous music playing. At least we’re hot chicks, I guess.
Might as well chalk up number 7 now.
Okay, two ABT’ers using “jobbed.” Where did it come from? I’m behind again. Stupid internets.
Well, it’s been real ABT. Tomorrow night…same time…same place…same story…again, and again, and again…
Oh, it’s going to 11 games. I’m tellin’ ya.
G’night, Leah. I will NOT be here tomorrow, I hope hope hope.
Gotta a hot date do ya?
She doesn’t want to sit and watch you scream at the computer screen? What kinda girl is she? Just kidding…I know what you mean.
Halladay getting CRUSHED. (heh…. 3 runs. ERA up to 1.49 now)
Only 2 teams in all of baseball have a worse record than our Atlanta Braves. What a sack of garbage.
One more tidbit in the Chronicles of Suckitude:
The one starting pitcher we’ve roughed up… he has completely lost his job as a starting pitcher.
Our offense is so bad, they were collectively elected “Miss Baseball.”
Get it? Miss… baseball… cuz they miss… the…
Mahatma Ghandi wrote a book called “Braves Offense: Beyond Pacifism”
The Braves offense couldn’t hit Derek Lowe.
How much does a glaus of melk cost in Atlanta? a buck fifty.
Barry Bonds says there should be an asterisk by Ubaldo Jimenez’s no-hitter.
Kawakami says he’s no longer putting his soul in his pitches until Wren gets a real bat.
Hank Aaron has urged the Braves organization to paint Jason Heyward white.
Children’s Hospital has asked the Braves hitters not to visit anymore.
In a game versus the Braves, Roy Halladay fell asleep in the middle of a pitch.
Terry Pendleton threw a no-hitter in batting practice.
Kawakami says Carlos Zambrano should choose an honorable death.
In 2011, any Braves batter caught not using steroids will be suspended for fifty games.
For the Braves, John Fogerty really could play center field.
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