May 02, 2010

Show #105: The Braves Sweep Away the Losing Streak

Bobby’s hitting instructions for Heyward.  The starting rotation.  And the Jekyll/Hyde nature of the 2010 Braves.


 

 

486 Responses to “Show #105: The Braves Sweep Away the Losing Streak”

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  1. 451
    McOut Says:

    How did Bobby leave Hinske out of the lineup? Hinske can play THIRD, LF, RF, 1st, and he should probably start there over anyone not named Heyward or Jones. Earth to Bobby, you have been consistently benching a Major League hitter and throwing out a lineup full of talentless losers. Really unbelievable guys. That was a sweepable series. But noooooooooo……… I’m Bobby Cox, I am going to take the same lineup that almost got no hit by Scott Olsen, and throw it up there against Jamie “The Fossil” Moyer, and then see if he can do the job. OOOOhhhhh, too bad, Glaus got a couple of singles. In one inning these geniuses looked at 3 pitches. 3. The inning took less than 2 minutes. The Hamburglar gives his usual performance that reminds Frank Wren every five days of what an idiot he truly is. Then Medlen comes out of the pen to look better than our two other starters who, combined, make about 23 million more a year than he does. In spite of Glaus’s 9 men LOB, we still win. Hinske, who finally starts, is an essential part of the win, so what do we do the next day. Infante, Prado, Melky, Glaus, McCan’t, Diaz, Conrad, McOut, Kawakami, BARFOLA! Cox is a baseball wizard ladies and gents. Were it not for three hall of fame pitchers, the man’s likeness would be going no where near the Hall of Fame. No logic explains not playing Hinske. If you wanna play Melky because he’s a righty, sit McLouth, put Melky in Center, and put Hinske in left. OR, if you’re even smarter, you leave Brooks Conrad at the hotel and you play Hinske at third. Either option would have been better than benching Hinske after he won the game the day before. Also, if you use the righty/lefty argument for plauying Melky over Hinske, then don’t you play Ross over McCan’t, who might be going blind for all we know. Everytime he gets in the box and squints I lose my mind over the absurdity of our team. And then Melky tries to bunt for a single and gets thrown out by 30 feet. How high is Melk Dud? I wish Hinske had hit that ball out in the ninth and then told Bobby he’s a moron when he got back to the dugout. GM, coaches, they’re all bad. That’s why this is a bad team. I bet Frank Wren opens the sports section every morning, flips to the standings, and then laughs like Claw from Inspector Gadget at the Braves and O’s in last place. It really has become a laughing stock of an organization. Oh, and I forgot to mention, Larry’s hurt again. Well surprise, surprise.

  2. 452
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Yeah…shoulda had Hinske in. I don’t get it either. Go Braves!

  3. 453
    Posts read by few Says:

    “I love you Mama. You’re beautiful.”

  4. 454
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Name change post so no one knows it was me.

  5. 455
    Steve Says:

    McOut – I am so with you on the Hinske thing today. HOW, HOW, HOW is he not in today? And Melky batting third?!?!?! I’m still not over that. Hinkse plays the outfield. And actually HITS! I’m wearing out the stupid exclamation mark key!!!!!!! Argggghhhh. 10 minutes until show time.

  6. 456
    Mother of the Braves Says:

    No card. No phone call. And batted Melky Cabrera 3rd. :(

  7. 457
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    NEW SHOW!!!!!!

  8. 458
    Mother of Braves II Says:

    My son’s a logger. I’m very proud.

  9. 459
    Tcc Says:

    How excited can I be about a new show…it’s going to be very depressing.

  10. 460
    Mother of Braves II Says:

    Curt’s going to be in an exceptionally bad mood. He’s missing Breaking Bad. Thanks Curterrific!

  11. 461
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Ahem.

  12. 462
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    When I was crabby my mom made me list 3 things I was thankful for. I think they should be forced to do the same. Shorthops then 3 reasons you like this team.

  13. 463
    Tcc Says:

    Here’s my 3 then I’m off to bed:

    1 Tommy Hanson

    2 Martin Prado

    3 Omar Infante

    Go Braves

  14. 464
    Three Reasons I Like the Braves Says:

    1. Bobby’s leaving
    2. Chipper’s leaving
    3. Some day, Lowe will leave.

  15. 465
    Show all Says:

    New show is going to be brutal. Might have to skip it.

  16. 466
    Opening Dialoge, Show #106 Says:

    So, Curt, how are you?

    Umm… whatever.

    Yeah.

    [long silence]

    It’s time for Fair or Foul. This is where I…

    Foul. It’s foul.

    [long silence]

    Yeah.

    So, that’s our show. Be sure to visit our… *sigh*… happy Mother’s Day everyone, and Go Bra*cough*…

    … GO BR*chokingsound*

    GO …. team.

  17. 467
    Mara Raincloud Says:

    Maybe we should go ahead and get our list of 3 things we like about the podcast ready.

  18. 468
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    1. Curt’s laugh makes me smile.
    2. Steve sounds upbeat even when he’s saying something negative.
    3. Hammy’s got a huge mancrush on Prado.

  19. 469
    Oh, that's EASY Says:

    1. Steve
    2. Curt
    3. Hammy

    :)

  20. 470
    Oh, that's EASY Says:

    Stole my thunder. :(

  21. 471
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Don’t go Bubalicious…

  22. 472
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Sox making it difficult for the nasties.

  23. 473
    Bubdylan Says:

    Pssh, do you really think I’m leaving this freaking baseball team? I would if I could.

  24. 474
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Maybe the fellas can give us a little pre-show prep. Should I go ahead and hide the knives?

  25. 475
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Can I get that in writing?

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