May 09, 2010

Show #106: The Braves’ Offensive Woes Continue

Should the Braves fire Terry Pendleton?  Wagner’s 400 saves.  McCann’s eyes.  And proposed lineup changes.



504 Responses to “Show #106: The Braves’ Offensive Woes Continue”

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  1. 251
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Hinske starting today=good
    Heyward batting 3rd=good
    Hinske and Infante at the bottom while McLouth hits leadoff=manager fail.

    Playball! Let’s sweep!

  2. 252
    Hamfounded Says:

    Bub, with Lowedemort pitching today, it just means that the score will be 11-10. I’m with the Princess (about baseball) – let’s sweep!

    (I am not with her about Lost – too much to explain in this forum.)

  3. 253
    Bubdylan Says:

    The Princess and the Ham, God bless your flakey little souls. Gallardo is one nasty hombre. We might get to him for 3 or 4 runs if we bare down, but we’re not going to be the first team to blow him up all year.

    You’re better off hoping Lowe only gives up 3 runs against the Brewers’ quiet bats. And any time that’s your best hope… it’s a good day to have a Spanish Tutorial.

  4. 254
    Bubdylan Says:

    By the way, “Lowe de Mort” is excellent. It’s a tri-lingual insult. Using Old English/Spanish/Latin, it means “Low, of death”

  5. 255
    Bubdylan Says:

    lol, I’ve hardly ever, in 5 years of looking at accuscore, the computer program that simulates 10,000 games between daily opponents, seen a baseball score more lopsided than the 61% chance give to the Brewers today.

    Doesn’t mean much, except that on paper, we should lose pretty badly.

  6. 256
    Bubdylan Says:

    lol, I just called somebody flakey. Me. Bubdylan. Called somebody else flakey.

    I’m not actually insane right now, but I’m betting by my 60’s we’re looking at color crayons and drool. Long days at Sunny Dale listening to the Gatlin Brothers and playing Go Fish.

  7. 257
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    We’re gonna win!!!! I’m glad to see you guys remember you are in the presence of royalty. We’ll let Will be the tie breaker but Hammy’s wrong.

  8. 258
    Bubdylan Says:

    Princess, Your Highness, Royal Lady of the Interwebz, we’re not winning this game. :)

  9. 259
    Steve Says:

    So Bub – what’s the old english/spanish/latin translation of the “Vol” from Voldemort?

  10. 260
    Curthlic Says:

    I think in any language ‘Lowe’ translates to loser.

  11. 261
    Bubdylan Says:

    Voldemort means “Lord of Evil,” according to whatzerface that wrote the books. I guess “mort” can be evil or death.

    But I’m pretty sure the first meaning of the latin “mort” is death. In any case, “morte” is Italian for death (which I only know because in the Godfather II, some angry Italian says if for emphasis when he’s asking for somebody to be killed). And “mort” is French for death, too, I think. Thus mortuary, mortality, mortal wounds, etc. Blah blah blah.

  12. 262
    Bubdylan Says:

    So, I guess “Vol” means “Lord.” Which beats me cuz I use it to make my stereo louder.

  13. 263
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    What’s the old English/Spanish/Latin translation for Bubalicious?

  14. 264
    Bubdylan Says:

    It’s a little clumsy translated literally, but it’s something like: “One who’s erotic appeal makes much swooning”

  15. 265
    Bubdylan Says:


    Maybe I should stick to one language till I can use it.

  16. 266
    Bubdylan Says:

    Lowe is a mile up in the zone and all over the place on gameday graphic. How’s he look in real life?

  17. 267
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Not bad from my professional (and royal) perspective. I’ve also been on the phone and a little distracted.

  18. 268
    Bubdylan Says:

    Conrad’s defense at 3B makes my eyelashes batty.

  19. 269
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Lowedemort may be the Lord of defense. Nice pick off move.

  20. 270
    Bubdylan Says:

    I’m not a realy Conrad believer, bat-wise, but I’ll say this: Brooks Conrad is one of the best baseball names on the team.

    My top 5 names on the club:

    1. Brooks Conrad
    2. Chipper Jones
    3. Tommy Hanson
    4. Joe Thurston
    5. Nate McLouth

    Ouch, of all the batters to get lined in the leg by, Heyward would be the worst, maybe in all MLB.

  21. 271
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    Not a bad gameplan J-Hey.

  22. 272
    Mara Sadiehard Says:

    I love Whiskey.

  23. 273
    Bubdylan Says:

    What’s the story on Hinske anyway? He was Rookie of the Year once. He’s looking Heywardesque up there.

  24. 274
    Bubdylan Says:

    Wait, did Glaus go 1st-to-home? Troy Glaus?

  25. 275
    Bubdylan Says:

    Leah, you do know, just in case, not to mention a specific statistic about this game, right?

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