I actually just bought this movie and watched it. This was the WORST movie I have ever seen. So, so bad. If you like that shaking-your-head-and-smiling sensation of a truly awful movie, this might be for you. Starring Debbie Gibson. Yup, THE Debbie Gibson.
Those are the movies that are so bad that you almost have to watch them. I have always loved bad movies. Like really bad. That one might have to be tracked down. The shark jumping out of the ocean biting the aircraft was probably the selling point for me. That movie looks like it makes Lake Placid look like Citizen Cane, if that makes any sense.
That’s also probably why Roadhouse is one of my favorite movies of all time, and why my dog is thus named Dalton. I tell friends I named him after my mom’s hometown, and they believe me. As if any self-respecting man would name his dog after something like that corny…No, he got his name from a fictional roundhouse-kicking bouncer aptly portrayed by one Patrick Swayze. God bless you Patrick Swayze, wherever you may be. I, for one, will miss you, and all the countless hours of entertainment you gave me. Red Dawn, Point Break, Black Dog, they’re all good. In Point Break you even have the almighty acting trilogy of Swayze, Keanu Reevees, and Gary Busey. Could there be anything in the universe more outstanding than that casting job? There is. Roadhouse. With a script and cast that trumps all B movies. Roadhouse 2 with Jake Busey was nowhere near as good. GO BRAVES!
Well, he’s not that great either. Zach Dukes I mean. Be nice to take care of business tonight, though. Normally don’t say we need a sweep, but a 9 game losing streak calls for some serious reversal. Need a sweep. Interleague coming.