I lived in Columbus for 4 of my teen years. I hope it’s less funky where you go than all of the Columbus I knew. Ick.
Speaking of which, could Leo Mazzone be more sleazy and awkward on the radio? His way of saying the Phillies will be in contention all season: “The Phillies are gonna crawl up Atlanta’s butt and stay there all year.” Followed by cackling into the mic.