See, I was just getting myself psyched up to believe the combination of good talent on the Braves team and Fredi’s calming down of his COMPLETELY STUPID $%&*^ CHOICES OF $*&@# BASEBALL $*&&+@! INCOMPETENT %$@CLOWN FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGING #@%$ MANAGERIAL $#@%BUTT $#%MORONIDIOCY #@$% … were too much to really cost the team any games. What was I thinking? He’s going to cost us games. I guess I can just hope it’s not too many games. Like, you know, last year.
Sigh, what hurts about a tragedy is always what the possibilities were without the fatal flaw.
*pokes out both eyes with two Heyward bobbleheads*
Says you. My money is on Pasto going 0 for 3 before being ejected for punching his own manager in the face and screaming “CUZ I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY LOBBING THE BALL TO THE GHOST MAN ON SECOND, NOW I GOTTA LEAD OFF, MR. MAYBE-SIMMONS-SHOULD-START!!!”