Hi, my name is Jason Heyward, and I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever shorten my humongous swing. So stop throwing it inside. I can’t hit it there. This message brought to you by: Stubbornness. Because adjustments, like injuries, are irrelevant.
Shaun, I was joking. I thought it was funny that Frank said that in light of our recent discussions. I know you don’t think he’s the best player ever, but a lot of the hype surrounding his arrival was something like Roy Hobbs in the Natural. You could almost here the theme music to The Natural when Jason hit his first HR off Zambrano.